Holy smokes, you're here!
Before you roll your eyes, let’s get one thing straight: this isn’t just some “wood-scented” nonsense from the internet.
This is the real deal — actual palo santo, harvested from naturally fallen Ecuadorian trees, with zero guilt and maximum vibes.
We can’t guarantee your aura will be fully cleansed or your ex will stop texting you... But your house will smell like healing, and your impact will smell like justice.
Real, Ethical Palo Santo – Sourced Straight From Ecuador
YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE ANXIETY
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