🧨 SINNER’S STARTER KIT

Smell better. Sin responsibly.

🔥 What You Get:

7 Palo Santo Sticks
Sourced straight from Ecuador, hand-harvested from trees that were already dead (unlike your vibe). 100% organic. Zero guilt.

Mini Ritual Card
A tongue-in-cheek guide to clearing bad energy — or at least pretending you’ll do yoga later.

Small-But-Sacred Sticker
Stick it on something holy. Like your forehead.

Free delivery - EU & UK
Because vibes should travel. Not cost extra.

🌱 Why It Matters:

Every stick funds anti-deforestation efforts and supports local legends protecting endangered species — including the jaguar. We pay fair wages, back reforestation projects, and only work with real humans, not “ethereal energy consultants.”

So yes, burn this with a smug sense of moral superiority.
You earned it.